I’d like to welcome Sarah E. Glenn, the talented author of All This and Family, Too, a novel that fits the categories of Gay and Lesbian, Suburban Fantasy, and Vampire Comedy. Sarah has a B.S. in Journalism from the University of Kentucky. She’s held a number of entirely unrelated jobs since that time: art intern at the billboard company, NCIC operator for the Lexington Police Department, and teaching assistant for medical terminology. She likes to write mystery and horror stories, especially when they include a sidecar of funny.
Here is what Sarah was doing 25 years ago.
SARAH: 25 years ago, I worked as an NCIC operator and Reports Desk staff for the Lexington-Fayette County Police Department. During that time, I saw true-life tragedies and stories that would have given me a promising career as a stand-up comedienne. I also discovered something that really scares police:
Bats.
Our building was old and began its life as a department store. The city decided to make some improvements on the lower floors, and several ceiling tiles in our area were left open. One evening, a bat swooped down on the Reports Desk.
One moment, I had a counter full of officers needing help. The next… no one. They even slammed the door behind them, leaving me and my co-worker with the bat.
You know that old wives’ tale about bats in your hair? I think it sprang up because they buzz people. They zoom close, then veer off. We crouched at our desks, ducking as our little friend caromed off the supports.
I thought about calling to the back (911), but what good would that have done? I’d had police in the room moments ago!
One lone officer, stationed with us to take reports over the phone, was busy with a caller when the bat started buzzing him. He excused himself, put the phone on hold, and grabbed his nightstick. WHACK! Bat knocked out of the air. STOMP! Dead bat.
He turned to us: “I need to file a Use of Deadly Force report…”
Visit Sarah on her web site and blog.
Check out All This and Family, Too on Amazon. It tells the story of a vampire who moves into a gated community and discovers the true meaning of horror. Will she survive the experience with the mixed blessing of a loving but dysfunctional family?
For newcomers: The 25 Years Ago Today column is an occasional feature on the Mysteries, Murder & More blog, inspired by the novel Twenty-Five Years Ago Today.


















